In Wyoming, Someone Might Be A ‘Greenie’ If …

We in Wyoming would never ever characterize anyone. Well, okay, unless someone is from Colorado. So here we go with 5 ways to know if someone might be a Greenie:

1. Someone in a BMW says, "But I've owned four Subarus."

2. Someone says, "My son is a doctor ... at a cannabis dispensary." (Definite Greenie.)

3. Someone says, "I never thought I'd ever leave Colorado, but it changed, not me."

4. Someone knows what Rocky Mountain Oysters are, but has a mediterranean salad.

5. Someone says, "Once, in a parking lot, I started to unlock someone else's Subaru."

Thanks Buzzfeed.com for that last one. They have many more greenie lines here.