Toilet Paper

Here's how to tell if your toilet paper is expired.

Okay, well it won't be all Karen's fault, even though I'm sure she might be one of the culprits panic buying toilet paper AGAIN now that there's a genuine reason for the shortage that looks like it's upon us.

Where were these TP NFTs during the great toilet paper shortage of 2020?

For reasons no one knows, a couple weeks ago, panic buyers began purchasing all the toilet paper they could fit in their carts so they can hoard it for themselves. One business thought of an idea to somewhat counter the TP hoarders of the world.

We live in extraordinary times. If you don't believe me, Oregon residents will not stop calling 911 to report they have run out of toilet paper.

In every society, the well to do, always had access to the top of the line products. They used things such as sponges, wool and rosewater. Roses smell like...Andre 3000 was on to something!

Many years ago, I was told that you should always load your rolls of TP so that the roll comes over the top. The reason was that it's supposed to be good luck?! And lord knows some of us could use a little good luck while sitting on the potty!!